- Someone's definitely got too much time on their hands.
- Get a life!
- Grow up!
- Get a clue!
- Shave your palms, move out of your mother's basement and get a life.
- It’s like you all have something to prove.
- You're just like the mean girls in high school (AKA Snacky's Law)
- Sorry I couldn't look up every little detail about {easily found facts that would have undermined the speaker's position}. Some of us have this thing called a life.
Collected in the wild:
- BORING....STOP READING AND START getting a L!F3 u NERDS PLAY FOTTBALL OR A SPORT. STOP SPENDING TIME ON READING BORING NOVELS AND AT LEST SMOKE A BLUNT OR PLAY VIDEO GAMES. BUT MOSTLY DO SPORTS. STOP READING TO MUCH!!!!!
Martin Luther, a tireless flamer, took this trope one step further:
- It seems I must have liars and villains for opponents. I am not worthy in the sight of God that a godly and honorable person should discuss these matters with me in a Christian way. This is my greatest lament.
From Defense and Explanation of All the Articles, pg. 99 of Luther's Works, Vol. 32.